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My Bong

October 12, 2013

 

Disclaimer: This is a parody done for satirical purposes. It is not an advocacy of drug use.

(to be sung to the tune of this song here)

It’s a little bit funny these munchies inside
It’s not quite a feeling you can easily hide
I don’t have much money but boy if I did
I’d buy us hash cookies we both could eat


If I was a Rasta but then again, no
Or a man who bakes space cakes in an Amsterdam joint
I know it’s not much but it’s the best I can do
My gift is my bong and this toke’s for you.

And you can tell everybody this is my bong
It maybe quite sizzling now that deed’s done
I hope you don’t mind
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in song
How wonderful life is while weed’s in the bong.

I picked up a roach and laid on the couch
Well, those few crooked dealers – they made me a grouch
But this high eased my mind while I wrote this song
It’s for people like you who bring me my dope

So excuse me forgetting but these things herbs do
You see I’ve forgotten if your name’s Steve or if it’s Sue
Anyway the thing’s is what I really mean
Yours is the sweetest hemp I’ve ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is my bong
It maybe quite sizzling now that deed’s done
I hope you don’t mind
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in song
How wonderful life is while weed’s in the bong.


I hope you don’t mind
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in song
How wonderful life is while weed’s in the bong.

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